My nose is tingling. My tongue is tingling. My toes are tingling. The magic door has taken me to a place that is full of food and treats and more food. I had to nibble my paw to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. That’s why my toes are tingling.
Wow is right! Everywhere I looked, there were very good signs for very good treats for very good therapy dogs for humans. And behind these signs, there were nice people waiting to give the treats to me right now.
This nice lady said “Hello, Sophie, would you like a sample?” And I said, “bow WOW!” to show her my excitement for the sample of treats. The sample was very good. I will ask Sandy to start feeding me samples for being very good.
I am smiling and prancing around because my tongue and belly have tasted something delicious. And then I found the cookies. Unlike the cookies that I get for being very good, these cookies were gigantific! One whole cookie looked like it could fill my tummy, but after eating one, I learned that it could not. I am still finding more sample treats.
Sausages! I cannot lower my head because there is no better smell than these sausages right here. This booth of only sausages must be for very good therapy dogs like me. They are way much more juicier than kibble and also full of flavors that only come from sausages. I want to sample a whole lot of them right now. I am so happy that my tongue and my belly are dancing and I still cannot lower my head as I might miss a sample.
There was a line of people waiting at a counter for more treats and I joined their line to get a new treat. The nice lady in a uniform reached over and gave me French fries! She offered me ketchup but I already finished my French fries. I do like French fry samples from the lady in uniform.
Then I was very surprised when the lady pointed behind me. I was in an entire giant room of food places just like this one. There were whole buffets of very good things to eat, and everything was within my reach. What a wonderful and exciting and very delicious place to be. It will be very difficult to go home because I am having so much fun eating so many things in the long lost land of food and treats and more food!
Yes, what a wonderful place it is to be here.
Have you ever been to the long lost land of food and treats and more food? Tell me all about it! Leave a comment, or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.